What is Kehndog?
1.
The individual single-handedly responsible for making it a bad idea to buy a former rental car.
Dude, remember that event out on the Delmarva Peninsula when Kehndog totally took us off-roading in the Buick LeSabre?
2.
v. to consume something (or someone) uncontrollably fast (from the noun Kehndog - a person who is incapable of sipping or nibbling on anything)
I offered Kehndog a pull off my 40, and he Kehndogged the whole f**kin thing.
or
The dated briefly after they met at Stuckey's, but then, as always, he kehndogged the shit out of her.
3.
one part Sambucca, one part Guinness, and one part King Cobra neither shaken nor stirred but repeated frequently
Delmarva...the state that occurs when your brain is on Kehndog.
4.
Ass-poor driving skillz
Be drivin' like a kehndog, bitch!
5.
n. KEEN-dawg - a person known for his/her amazing driving skills
adj. KEEN-dawg - excellent, fabulous, incredible, amazing
n. "Man, went we went offroad, he was a total kehndog behind the wheel."
adj. "Hey ... that dude sure is a kehndog driver"
6.
(adj.) Relating to or describing very cryptic pronounciations over the telephone.
"Yes, that's right. The H is silent, as in kehndog."
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7.
Lesser known character from the Star Wars saga. Android cousin of C3P-O whose primary skill is the playing of music from portable processing units. Also know as MP3-EO.
Oh Master Luke. It's Dreadful! That Kehdog Unit we pick up on Daghoba is stuck on Afroman again and I haven't had a moments rest!
