What is Keif?
1.
Crystals that come off kind bud. When Screened off the bud looks like sugar. When smoked a very very intense high ensues.
Why cant you function dude? I smoked Keif!Oh sorry dude I didnt know.
2.
(KeeeeeeF)<-- fonetics. keif/- the crystals/orange hairs/and fine resin particles usually remaining at the end of your 40$ack. hit it in quantity and you will get high. unproccessed hash resin
if i collect the Keif at the bottom of my 40$acks by the end of the month i can smoke a bowl of keif
3.
Collection of the red hairs and crystals from marijuana buds that is smoked for a very intense high
They packed a bowl and put keif on top of it...damn, were they stoned
4.
When a man queefs out of his penis.
Michael just keifed in public.
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5.
To Steal or pilfer something
I am going to keif a candy bar.
6.
A dirt boy who is about 3 feet tall, and everyone loves his mom.
that damn Keif dun stole all our wimens.
7.
Keif, used to define something bad that has happened.
"Damit, I failEd th spelin test agin, this shit is keif!" or, "Dude, you got busted with the weed man, that's keif."