Keighley

What is Keighley?


1.

The most revolting, culturally barren shit hole in the world. A small town over run by feckless chavs and heroin dealers. Shops rarely sell anything other than White Lightning and fake sportswear. Illiterate population who cannot pronounce Keighley, chosing instead to call it Keeflay. Also a hotbed of leprosy. Apparently.

"Job? What do you mean? I'm from Keeflay"

2.

Keighley, a small town located in West Yorkshire.

Keighley is over run with Pakis and Indians along with their countless take-aways.

3.

A town with a bad reputation according to this very site!

Its a nice town with some chavs but hell which town doesn't have them?

We're visited by thousands of tourists who head to Haworth (which is part of keighley) and we have many tourist attractions in the town!

I'm not gonna say its the best town ever but its better than the people who write on hear think!

Keighley is a town in West Yorkshire

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