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The stupidest song ever created.
Me: What are you listening to?
Psychotic Child: Dragon Backpack!
Me: *gun to mouth.*
See ugh, retar..
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the penis
I went to an Oktoberfest ended up getting my bonerschnitzel sucked by some German slut...
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A particularly over used phrase pertaining to piracy. Hit a large crazy after Jonnny Depp pranced around in pirate gear for Disney'..