Keir Ferguson

What is Keir Ferguson?

Son of a ginger woman from Scotland who craves Italy and chubby chav girls who shall not be named.

But he does.

Keir, your aunties heeerree.

Sham-pooing

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Drum Captain

1. The one band kid that isn't actually a band kid. AKA the coolest person in the band along with the drum major. Usually likes to hit..

Evlolution

1. The process of a joke becoming more and more hilarious over time. "That joke has really evlolved over the years." "I th..

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