Keiser Edit Meaning

1.

-noun

1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb

2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam

1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"

See keiser, big, head, nasal, nasally, holy, smokes, stop, it, off, kiser, pole, vault, track, veal, cows, farm, tractor, prom, marriage, crack

2.

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"

"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

See keiser, murder, head, blunt, victim, death

3.

Adj. or verb. can mean anything sexual or illegal that you do or do to someone else.

"Dude I totally Keisered that chick last night and gave her the Kyle driver."

"Awesome."

See kyle driver, sex, illegal, keiser, verb