What is Keiserpants?
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A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.
"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."
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The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.
Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?
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An extremely torn up vagina. Looks similar to the carnage inflicted if one were hit with a dull chainsaw.
I got her naked but couldn&ap..