What is Keiserpants?
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A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.
"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."
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A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.
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