Keister Edit Meaning

1.

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

2.

to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.

3.

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

See ob1

4.

1. vi/vt. To hide contraband in one's anus.

2. n. One who hides contraband in his anus.

If you want cigs, see Johnny -- that keister bunny's got a veritable Bodega stashed up there.

See Robbie

5.

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

6.

keis·ter

Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-

Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/

Function: noun

Etymology: satchel (English slang)

slang : BUTTOCKS

The word is out about town,

That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;

He eschewed the nubile maids,

And now he has a case of AIDS.

Those who finally got him,

Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.

While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:

"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"

Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!

-- doggrel, circa 1985

See arse, ass, brown-eye, buns, butt

7.

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.

See Cass