Keith

What is Keith?


1.

a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland

That dude is a huge keith.

See keith, tough, sweet, scotland

2.

A gorgeous man you are in love with who flirts with you consistently, in a misleading way, but refers to you as a sister/member of the family.

Keith: you are such a wonderful woman, you came into my life at such an important time, you are the best little sister, I love you.

Woman: (fuck) I love you too...

See hot, heartbreak, love, gorgeous, flirt

3.

is some one who is smart sexy strong fast a ladys man and overall good at everything he tries.

wow that guy is such a keith i wanna do him so bad.

See keith, sexy, strong, smart, better

4.

is someone who is strong, sexy, a flirt, super fly, and hella smart. is to be known that he has a big thing. is someone famous and gets all the ladies because he's a ladies man

Man i wish i was a keith!

Everybody wants to be a keith!

See keith, sexy, smart, big, strong, ladies, nfl, famous, flirt

5.

A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance

Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.

Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.

See ninja, stealth, stamina, guidance, moral

6.

To put your very best friend and favourite co-worker in the whole wide world in a headlock, causing them to fall on their leg and limp around like Blackbeard for a day and a half.

In an ideal situation, the receiver of the Keith will slip and fall one or two days later, cutting their other leg.

Man, Brandon Keithed me after I Schultzed him.

Dude, she totally Keithed me, but how could I stay mad at a face like that?

See too tall

7.

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.

"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."

See weed, pot, green, smoke, blunt, mary jane, high, smoking, drugs, ganja, bud, trees, joint, marijuana, dank, chronic, pancakes, maryjane, stoned, pothead, purple, reefer, pancake, tobacco, stoner, keifer, shit, grass, four-twenty, holiday, herb, fuck, ihop, doobie, grapes, blunts, bong, baked, celebration, 4:20


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