What is Keith?
1.
a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
That dude is a huge keith.
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2.
A gorgeous man you are in love with who flirts with you consistently, in a misleading way, but refers to you as a sister/member of the family.
Keith: you are such a wonderful woman, you came into my life at such an important time, you are the best little sister, I love you.
Woman: (fuck) I love you too...
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3.
is some one who is smart sexy strong fast a ladys man and overall good at everything he tries.
wow that guy is such a keith i wanna do him so bad.
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4.
is someone who is strong, sexy, a flirt, super fly, and hella smart. is to be known that he has a big thing. is someone famous and gets all the ladies because he's a ladies man
Man i wish i was a keith!
Everybody wants to be a keith!
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5.
A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance
Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
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6.
To put your very best friend and favourite co-worker in the whole wide world in a headlock, causing them to fall on their leg and limp around like Blackbeard for a day and a half.
In an ideal situation, the receiver of the Keith will slip and fall one or two days later, cutting their other leg.
Man, Brandon Keithed me after I
Schultz ed him.
Dude, she totally Keithed me, but how could I stay mad at a face like that?
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7.
A really fat
"Hey don't
Bogart my Keith."
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