What is Keith Behrend?
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Another word for a Faggot (or sex offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. Keith Behrend's are awful people with 3 inch dicks and asian boy fever.
Lucy: I was at the park with little Tommy the other day and a Keith Behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!
Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!
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1. Adverb; The art of being sexually attractive towards every woman in the area.
Ohh that guy is so Austinatious I'm about to orga..