What is Keith Dill?
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Fastest taco-maker in the west. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive; Keith Dill is all that is Man.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
"Keith Dill."
"-cower-"
"That's Keith Dill, alright."
"I love Keith Dill."
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