Keith Hernadez

What is Keith Hernadez?


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1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.

2). The inventor of the mustache ride.

3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'feythe world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?

Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez

Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.

2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.

3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

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