What is Kekal?
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Kick-ass black metal band from Indonesia, yes, Indonesia. With awesome solos and vocals that (metaphorically) runs up to you and rips your face off with it's teeth.
But there's only one thing missing from the band, a drummer. Which is replaced by a programmed one.
Slipknot fag: Hey did you hear the new Slipknot song? It's so full of angst that I want to cut myself.
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Me: Here, listen to some Kekal, you nu-metal momma's boy.
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Slipknot fag: Sure.
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*Listens to Vox Diaboli*
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Slipknot fag: ARGH! SHIT! THE VOCALS AND AMAZING SOLOS OUTDO SLIPKNOT'S BY FUCKLOADS THAT I SHAT MY FUCKING INTESTINES OUT!!!
Random Words:
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The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but ..
