Kekkowned

What is Kekkowned?

From the Japanese kekkon, meaning marriage and the English owned, meaning defeat.

To ruin one's life by deciding to get married too young and/or to someone who ensures one's lifelong misery.

"Hey, did you hear that Ken proposed to Barbie?"

"Are you kidding? They're only 19!"

"I know... Plus, she's a controlling bitch, she takes all his money, and all his friends hate her."

"Wow, that poor bastard's gonna get kekkOWNED!"

See marriage, relationships, misery

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