Kekkowned

What is Kekkowned?

From the Japanese kekkon, meaning marriage and the English owned, meaning defeat.

To ruin one's life by deciding to get married too young and/or to someone who ensures one's lifelong misery.

"Hey, did you hear that Ken proposed to Barbie?"

"Are you kidding? They're only 19!"

"I know... Plus, she's a controlling bitch, she takes all his money, and all his friends hate her."

"Wow, that poor bastard's gonna get kekkOWNED!"

See marriage, relationships, misery

Squerm

1. n., adj.: One who is made more uncomfortable in an already uncomfortable situation. Particularly in natural yet guilty-for-them social s..

Like Whoa

1. means that whatever is to the extreme. * I'm studying like woah for this midterm tommorrow. * The police are out like woah holdin..

Ziltch

1. nothing, zero,a variant of zip The entire effort is worth ziltch..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Kekkowned Edit Meaning