Kelda

What is Kelda?


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Kelda is a state of being. Typical symptoms of being Kelda is clinging to your mother's every word, dying a virgin, not cursing, a deep love for Elijah Wood, hobbits, overcompensating for your lack of friends by pretending that everyone likes you, having the body of a 40 year old woman when you have barely reached 18, HHR's, recoiling at the sight of paganism, penises, and pornography, a deep love for God (in a creepy way), a desire to draw unicorns and watercorns. furry

"man you're totally Kelda today."

"But I thought this new hobbit wear was cool?"

"We aren't even friends."

"I drew this unicorn."

"I gotta go..."

See furry, virgin, unicorns


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