Keldon

What is Keldon?

slow and somewhat stupid. one of the most dimwitted creatures to walk the earth. usually is associated with a mustang.

I pulled a keldon on my last spelling test.

This amoebic dysentery is worse than a keldon

See slow, stupid, dumb, unintelligent, charming

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