Kelentit Edit Meaning

1. A daft little town in the arse-end of nowhere, full of old people. Its inhabitants are known as Turkeys (think about it). Their footba..

1. A deformation of a vegetable which causes a tiny bump to jut out of it. When one looks over a squash, cucumber, carrot, or other vegetab..

1. noun. - KEN - IT - ALS The absence of genitals, replaced instead by a soft skin coloured mound, much like a "Ken doll" has hi..