Kelgar

What is Kelgar?


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n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.

LMAO I R TEH KELGAY!!!

Whose that there?

Oh, those two are kelgar.

Really? I thought they were twins.

See kel, gay, lame, ass, kelgar, idiots


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