Kelis

What is Kelis?


1.

A hugely innovative and refreshing R&B diva,who is horribly misunderstood by the masses.Has had three top notch albums(the 2nd,never released in the US).

Has an understated,retro chic beauty and a wonderfully subtle,sullen and melancholy singing voice.

One who is far better than Beyonce and Ashanti,who are just like all the other mainstream sounding female singers!

Milkshake's not her only brilliant song.Haters,I suggest you listen to Caught Out There,Good Stuff,Get Along With You and Young,Fresh N' New!

2.

An extemely talented singer and looked with an original voice and a fresh approach to music. Her best song to date is 'Caught Out There* where she screams 'I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!' Classic. Milkshake is good so stfu :(

Stop being pathetic little bitches and leave her alone!

See goffick

3.

the prototype of fine ass ghetto girl

hell yea I would eat Kelis out nigga!!

4.

An artist compared frequently to Beyonce in Europe due to their equal presense in the European charts. Beyonce may be a better singer but Kelis puts out REAL material, is independant and works at her own pace without the influence of her family or record labels, she speaks the truth, does not contradict herself and does not wear a wig.

Girl: Did anyone see Beyonce on TV the other night?

Group: Who? We were watching Kelis.

See kelis, beyonce, milkshake, bossy, kaleidoscope, tasty, irreplaceable

5.

artist responsible for the musical abomination "milkshake". She is clearly untalented, but her tits make up for it.

(kelis sings)

if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go

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6.

A sloppy mess of an "artist" (did you see the Clipse video??) who should be a has been, but the only reason any gives a rats ass about her is because shes with Nas. Once again adding credence to the old addage, it's not who you know, but who you blow

Yo, I can't believe that chick lost all that weight, she just pulled a Kelis

7.

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

See matt


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