What is Keller Texas?
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A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.
"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"
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