What is Kellered?
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To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
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2.
To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.
similar to pwned and reeved
Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.
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To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscu..
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When a gurl's nipples are extremly hard they slap you in the face.
This fine gurl in a tank top tried to dance with me at the club..
