Kellered

What is Kellered?


1.

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

See keller, kellered, drunk, shitfaced, shittered, manglebombed

2.

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

See kellered, keller, kellen


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