What is Kellered?
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To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
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2.
To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.
similar to pwned and reeved
Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.
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when a man has a hissy fit and sheds an extreme amounts of mears over something that is undeserving of a river of man tears
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When one opts to drop their feces in a urinal vs your standard toilet.
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