What is Kellered?
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To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
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2.
To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.
similar to pwned and reeved
Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.
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A nice country blend of umm and hello. Mostly used by full-figured Southern women such as Betty Butterfield.
Mmmhellooo? Is anyone ther..
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The act of pooping ones pants in front of your friends for a few bucks.
I needed some pizza and had no cash, so I became a loaf pinchin..
