Kellett

What is Kellett?


1.

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

See swindle, steal, evil, blonde, german

2.

The act of taking a homless person up the arse (bumming them) usually done by a lonely freak or Paedophile

err Peter just did a Kellett on that Tramp

See kellett, tramp, hobo, gay, loser

3.

a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.

Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small

See kellett, tramp, hobo, gay, loser, chode

4.

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

See Kevin


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