What is Kellett?
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1. To
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
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The act of taking a homless person up the arse (bumming them) usually done by a lonely freak or Paedophile
err Peter just did a Kellett on that Tramp
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a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.
Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small
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Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.
Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!
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