What is Kellie Pickler?
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A contestant on American Idol 5, who finished in 6th place, who keeps on getting thrashed by haters because of her 'picklerisms' aka "I'm a mink!" or "They feel like tarantulas!" or "What's a ballsy?"
Nonetheless, she has a decent singing voice.
She also has a calamari named after her.
"Do you see that couple right there? That's Con Con and Kellie Pickler. Are they together?"
Jayne loved Kellie when she saw her at the auditions, but hated her ditzy attitude thereafter.
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