What is Kelly Brook?
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Fine model from England wif big tats and a nice arse. Proof that British women ain't that bad.
Damn Kelly Brook has massive tits!
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Very possibly the fittest woman ever to walk the planet.
A walking wet dream.
5 seconds after Kelly Brook appeared on TV, I messed my pants
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