Kelly Holmes

What is Kelly Holmes?

1.

A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.

Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.

Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.

Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: No, but...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: Just let me show...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

etc

See catherine tate, am i bovvered?, gym, athlete, olympic gold
80

Random Words:

D/l
1. Short for download usually used when chatting on MSN, ICQ, YIM and etc. Tom: What you guys do online all the time Dick: D/L porn to ke..
Read more
Nutshoved
1. To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both te..
Read more
Post Hypnotic Suggestion
1. After a person has been hypnotized they can be given 'post hypnotic suggestion'. This places in their mind the thought that t..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free