What is Kelly Kiss?
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When you take another person's face in your hands, one on each cheek, and lick their face from chin to forehead. This is almost always performed as a surprise attack, desinged to elicit disgust in the victim. Most effective on loved ones, especially younger siblings.
OMG, my crazy-assed sister Kelly Kissed me! I think I'm gonna yak! Ugh!
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A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.
I had 73 road boners on th..
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A leech, a mooch, a drain on one's finances. A male significant other who needs periodic bailing out.
After paying for dinner yet..