What is Kelly Kiss?
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When you take another person's face in your hands, one on each cheek, and lick their face from chin to forehead. This is almost always performed as a surprise attack, desinged to elicit disgust in the victim. Most effective on loved ones, especially younger siblings.
OMG, my crazy-assed sister Kelly Kissed me! I think I'm gonna yak! Ugh!
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See old wise tale...
Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Gran..
