Kelly Osbourne

What is Kelly Osbourne?


1.

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

2.

1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter

2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing

Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody

Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?

Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!


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