Kelly Ripa

What is Kelly Ripa?


1.

verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes

"you totally Kelly Ripa'd me!"

See mislead, humour, scrubs

2.

The lady on the Regis and Kelly show on NBC weekdays at 9Am. Her most common phrase to use is "mmmmmmmmmmm" She answers "mmmmmmmm" to any and every comment made by Regis. Another favorite phrase of hers is "That's funny, or "you know, that's funny"

Regis "I went to the state fair over the weekend"

Kelly Ripa "mmmmmmmmmmmm"

Regis "yes, and my favorite part of the State fairs is......(whatever his favorite is)

Kelly: "mmmmmmmmmmm" you know, that's funny, because I like that too-wull"

(her way of saying the word too)

See annoying, conceited, predictable, mmmmmm

3.

A variant of owned, used when you've OMGSWERVE'd someone and made them look the fool.

Used like "owned", because we'd all like to be owned by Ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a sexy lollipop.

"Hey WT, I appreciate you showing pics of your wang and new Prince Albert.","O RLY?","No, you just got KELLY RIPA'D!!!!"

See owned, zima, ripa, milf, regis

4.

A bump lady. Also a daytime TV personality.

Don't say bump around Kelly Ripa unless you have some. She should grease her girls' wheels and get connected with a clever black accountant, fo shizzle.

See snow, pregnant, miscegenation, texas


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