Kelly Slater

What is Kelly Slater?


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Best professional surfer maybe of all time. 6x World Cup winner and 2x Triple Crown winner. Shreds up the water efortlessly and looks good while doing. Also is rumored to be with the victorias secret model Gisele.

Kelly Slater is the gnarliest surfer I have ever seen! Did you see him drop in on that 9 ft swell?

See surf, shred, sex wax, pipe line, roxy, get stupid


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