What is Kelly-ann?
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A gangly freak, who speaks good england, poor spelling, likes raisins, fish pie and shoving a whole pizza in her gob, speaks a lot, sexual fetish for the colour purple.
Normally found on a strange tropical island, Jersey? A rare, gangly creature.
Always up for a laugh, although can get quite aggressive if drunk or you don't let her lick your plate!
"SHUT THE FUCK UP Kelly-Ann!"
"You is WAISTED Kelly-Ann"
"Raisin sandwhich Kelly-Ann"
"You're making me juicy Kelly-Ann!"
"Your chops gonna flop out Kelly-Ann!"
"Fuck a duck Kelly-Ann!!"
Random Words:
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Michael Jackson (that man should die and burn in hell)
screw you you fucking spermbucket..
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The noun used to describe boobies that are just so fantastic, that the image of them will never leave your mind.
(Rick): Ayo Charlie, w..
