Kelm

What is Kelm?

The crusty dried up gunk at the top of a ketchup bottle.

As Mordecai squeezed the ketchup on to his hotdog he outbursted in a stream of explitives for the kelm had ruined the excellence of his hotdog.

See kelm, ketchup, catsup, crust, crusty, grossness

Dirty Sancho

1. When a female is on her period, she sticks her finger up in there and gets it bloody, then proceeds to swipe it across the upper lip of ..

Relaxinate

1. to relax. 1. i'm going to stay in tonight and relaxinate. 2. dude, chill out man -- relaxinate. See chill out, relax, get stoned..

Jonus

1. a penis, especially in the pub OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus. See funny, weird, gross, the jonus..

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