Kelm

What is Kelm?

The crusty dried up gunk at the top of a ketchup bottle.

As Mordecai squeezed the ketchup on to his hotdog he outbursted in a stream of explitives for the kelm had ruined the excellence of his hotdog.

See kelm, ketchup, catsup, crust, crusty, grossness

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