Kelp Dick

What is Kelp Dick?

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The affliction of spending too much time boogie boarding, or sea activities until it inflicts you with a case of kelp in or on your genitalia. Whilst looking and smelling horrible, it somehow fascinates the females of the species.

Tobes: Migs, come on man - stop surfing we've got to go hit the bar for TSBs!!

Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes

See kelp, japs eye, surfing, bellend
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