What is Kelp Dick?
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The affliction of spending too much time boogie boarding, or sea activities until it inflicts you with a case of kelp in or on your genitalia. Whilst looking and smelling horrible, it somehow fascinates the females of the species.
Tobes: Migs, come on man - stop surfing we've got to go hit the bar for TSBs!!
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes
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Random Words:
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n. Semen (cum, ejaculate, jizz, jism, love juice, sperm, spooge, spunk)
So I was down at the glory hole and this dude pulled out on me ..
