What is Kelp Dick?
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The affliction of spending too much time boogie boarding, or sea activities until it inflicts you with a case of kelp in or on your genitalia. Whilst looking and smelling horrible, it somehow fascinates the females of the species.
Tobes: Migs, come on man - stop surfing we've got to go hit the bar for TSBs!!
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes
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Something that is just sexy and turns one on
That chicks see through braw was just cuntalicious
See sexy, horny, tits, bubes, cunt
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The Swedishtranslation of the wordDingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poothat get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)..
