What is Kelpage?
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an expression referring to something that is so
that aston martin has some serious kelpage; her kelpage factor went through the roof after she updated her wardrobe from flab to fab
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when you initially are dating someone and you dig them but aren't prepared to go straight to the regular "I love you" rou..
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This is when you knee someone up the arse (aiming for the bottom of their backbone)
just like a rhino cock.
When someone is bending ov..