What is Kelpage?
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an expression referring to something that is so
that aston martin has some serious kelpage; her kelpage factor went through the roof after she updated her wardrobe from flab to fab
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This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core
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a poor business person who turns everything they touch to a steeming pile of poo.
Todd Long is a fuckbag-douchewad!
See dipshit, assh..