Kelping

What is Kelping?


1.

Similar to felching, but with an animal.

Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!

2.

To be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp

Dude!! that weed had me totally kelping

See stoned, high, dizzy, wasted, loaded


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