What is Kelping?
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Similar to felching, but with an animal.
Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!
2.
To be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp
Dude!! that weed had me totally kelping
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An internet phrase that was used wildly for about a month, and was almost never used again.
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The hairs in Jim Farley's nose before they are trimmed.
Oh well we will have to trim that Farleybarley
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