Kelpohydra Edit Meaning

1. London street slang, in particular black youth culture, for "idiot". Not to be confused with the Irish slang "ejeet"..

1. Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability..

1. The moment you realize the person you just met is a giant pain in the ass Yo, ... didja scope the new dude? ..Yep... instahrhoid.....