Kelpsy

What is Kelpsy?


1.

a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.

"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"

See Lee

2.

Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.

The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.

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