What is Kelsey?
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A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy, she always has to have music on. silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. often spaces out when near windows. always contemplating something. sugar junkie. very pale and doesn't care. easy to get along with. everyone loves her. stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. cares too much. picks the wrong crowd. not easily influenced. has soo much planned for her. remember her, she'll be widely known soon. if you fall in love with a kelsey don't ever let her go. she likes playfighting. looks like the nost innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. likes being pushed to do better. always looking after those around her.
omg, im soo in love with this girl she's perfect.
ahh you must have caught a kelsey. good job man, you're lucky.
Guy 1:omg, im soo in love with this girl she's perfect.
Guy 2:ahh you must have caught a kelsey. good job man, you're lucky.
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A girl who has a really loud laugh, shes a total cum dumpster, and she is a bad roommate. She frequently pukes after drinking because she can't hold her damn liquor. Despite all these bad qualities, she is a really good friend, but smokes more than a chimney and will start to develop lung cancer by age 22.
"Wow, I was so Kelsey last night."
"I told you not to drink and smoke that much, now youre puking in my garbage can."
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major bitch that swears too much. boyfriend stealer. will soon be a whore the way shes heading. makes bad decisions in her life. cant pick out right guys. isnt resposible.
wow look at kelsey over there flirting with my boyfriend!
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a wanna be girl who's stuck up and thinks she's the shiznit!!! could never win a fight because she CAN'T fight!
Ugh! She's acts like kelsey!
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A Sweet Young Girl That Doesnt Have Any Common Sense,. Usually A Typical Whore Or Pornstar Name. Doesnt Understand Even The Simplest Of Jokes. Cant Do Anything Athletic, And tends To Warm The Bench When She Makes An Athletic Team.
Did You See That Kelsey Packer Girl Sittin The Bench Again? Kelsey's Arent Worth The Time.
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*The* most amazing person you could ever meet. She's sweet, calm, drop dead sexy, and always knows how to make you feel good. She always is there to listen when you need someone to talk to. She's helpful, and knows alot about music. Even though her past relationships haven't been too great, That doesn't matter. She's so loving and faithful to her boyfriend, and is happy to have him. All in all an amazing person.
It was a completely boring day until Kelsey came over :)
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A Kelsey, in short, is an intelligence void. It is the IQ Level, lower than vegetable, meaning that this person has a negative IQ. Just being close to this person can cause slow and painful brain loss, which will result in the eventual transformation into a vegetable and Kelsey as well.
Dude... it is soooo awesome to hang out with Kelsey... yea... totally... ghhhra...daa...da.
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