Kelsizzle

What is Kelsizzle?


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Kelsizzle is a name one would call a female redneck/hick that's trying too hard to fit in. Most kelsizzles pick the scene of punkand usually end up looking like the biggest poserout there.

"All that kelsizzle talked about yesterday was her damn horse."


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