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To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.
Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower..
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Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.
I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't ev..
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chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"
slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"..