Kelton

What is Kelton?


1.

One who stuffs their underwears with a tubesock

Man! That guy has a huge cock.

You idiot he is clearly pulling a kelton!

Can't you see the sock through those whitey Tighties!

See small cock, idiot, jerk, moron


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