Keltzing

What is Keltzing?


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When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.

Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)

Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.

See stumbling, stuttering, inexplicable


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