Kelvin Edit Meaning

1.

(n) an act of violence; (v) to be violent

I got so mad, I went kelvin and threw a PS2 controller in her face.

See kel, kelvin, escobar, hurricane, violent, intent

2.

To describe a cool asian guy

Dude I cant believe that Kelvin guy boned that hot asian chick!

See kelvin, cool, asian, to

3.

An extremely perverted person

That dude is such a Kelvin.

See pervert, perv, douchbag, violence

4.

a guy that loses to nahian in basketball

*nahian scores on moe*

HAHAHA MOE YOU FUCKING KELVIN!

See kelvin, to, be

5.

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.

Joe: Check out that hottie over there!

Kelvin: Wow!

Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?

Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>

Hottie: Later, loser.

See melvin, hottie, loser, babe, stud

6.

a pathetic noob/creature that will listen to anything that you say. However when the Kelvin gets its mind set on you no matter how many times you beat the shit out of him/ it, it will continue to kiss your ass and blink like a faggot. Not very good at insulting or demeaning others. Known to pick fights with those who are stronger/smarter than it (meaning everyone). Has no genetailia or means of reproduction.

person: Kelvin go away

Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!

person: Okay.... go fuck a pole

Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<

See fag, noob, loser, social reject, no penis, gay, kelvin, nooblet