What is Kemmler?
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A particularly unseemly sexual act characterized by the participants willingness to participate in bestiality and fecal play. In North America, usually one partner riding a bull naked with a cowpie saran-wrapped to his cock, while the other usually "reverse-rides" the bull while simultaneously (and thrillingly) deep-throating bull cock. In other parts of the world, variations include either a human infant and pounds of Bolivian cocaine.
I thought that rodeo was sub-par until that gay couple pulled a Kemmler after half-time. Bitches up, hos down!!!
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