Kemper

What is Kemper?

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.

See epic failure, fail, suck at life

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

See beau, kemp, buff, sexy

Verb: To ejaculate

Noun: Semen

I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!

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