What is Kemper?
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A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.
I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.
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A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.
Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.
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Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen
I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!
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the love of your life, your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush
HEY, he is my baby cakes. OR
HEY, she is my baby cakes.
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Peacefu..
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similar to parkourbut has more flips, spins and more showing off than just getting to another place without wasting time or energy.
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