Kemper

What is Kemper?

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.

See epic failure, fail, suck at life

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

See beau, kemp, buff, sexy

Verb: To ejaculate

Noun: Semen

I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!

A - Bomb

1. The use off the word: Ass Bob: Go away Ass-hole Admin Joe: Bob Has been banned from the server. Reason: A - Bomb See ass, a-bomb, a, ..

Moironic

1. The inadvertent appearance of irony in an utterly moronic discourse. You're calling out people on their agendas after you've ..

Union Flag

1. A misused word representing the Union Jack. Idiot: "Look, the Union Flag!" Genious: "It's the Union Jack" Se..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Kemper Edit Meaning