What is Kemper?
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A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.
I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.
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A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.
Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.
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Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen
I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!
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A blow-off term that is used when one does not care at all.
I just won tickets to the Star Trek convention!
Oh, fuckadoodle-doo! Who c..