Kempo

What is Kempo?


1.

A martial art. Kempo focuses on circular motions and slapping. It is the perfect defense and cannot be penetrated. It can be applied in many situations, like lovemaking and taking math tests. Kempo masters can go Super Kempo 1-4. These are stages of awsomeness similar to going Super Saiyan. Kempo is the SICKEST

Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*

See kempo, pwn, martial arts, fighting

2.

A form of martial arts devoted to killing people.

"Don't mess with that nigga he knows kempo!"

"Shiiiiit sawn I get mah black ass murked by im"

See fighting, murked, owned, dead, nigga

3.

The state at wich the male scrotum is almost solid. This occurs when you first awake from sleep or in cold weather.

Wow I need to warm up quick becasuse my kempo is killing me

See balls, nuts, scrotum, sack, chicken skin

4.

One who slaughters with a knife

One who is skilled at sneaking up behind, and killing another with a knife.

Dude, you just got Kempoed

See kempo, killer, stealth, sneak


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