What is Kemptville?
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A small town in Eastern Ontario, 30 minutes South of Ottawa. Drug use and pregnancy amongst teens is common, as there is nothing else to do in the shit hole. The local Tim Horton's is a hot spot, and is constantly surrounded by dirt bags in their hicked out trucks. Teenaged girls from the local Catholic high school parade around with their kilts hiked up.
Town council should have put a pool in the Kemptville Municipal Complex. There wouldn't be so many pregnant 16 year old girls.
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