Ken Fixed

What is Ken Fixed?


1.

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later

Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or

"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

See ken, fixed, hack, job, shite


26

Random Words:

1. To goof, to waste time, to procrastinate. mostly said by hipsters and old farts. stop lolly-gagging and get off that nintendo! you have..
1. An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass ..
1. To screwin cyberspace. Probably via textmessages as it is clearly not as sophisticated as cybersex. Used in transit from the bar to the ..