What is Ken Fixed?
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Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..
Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"
While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."
Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"
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Random Words:
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farting immediately prior to departing an elevator trapping the essence for the next person to board
Nothing makes Danny happier than ..
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To completely tear something or someone apart.
"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"
"Yeah, he got mastacated."..