Ken Fixed

What is Ken Fixed?


1.

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later

Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or

"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

See ken, fixed, hack, job, shite


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