What is Ken Fixed?
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Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..
Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"
While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."
Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"
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Random Words:
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Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.
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swiping the crack of a butt with the side of your hand
i gave Jim a "buttchiscrack" in the morning to make him mad
See butt,..
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In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:
Guilty
Fuck..
