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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her..
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One's period. The connotations should be obvious.
"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"
"Nah, I'm on hooker&a..
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when a nazi zombie gets totally owned by a bazooka
you can kill a zombie with a bazooka and say "ZOMBIE GO BOOM!!!"
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