What is Kennebunkport Surprise?
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Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina.
After months at sea, the old sailor gave the prostitute the old Kennebunkport Surprise, effectively combining the two things he loved most in this world: pussy and clam chowder.
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A fucked up, but very funny song by Adam Sandler from his 1993 album They're All Gonna Laugh at You!.
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A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way
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A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.
Andrea sure sporked that wolf.
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