What is Kennebunkport Surprise?
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Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina.
After months at sea, the old sailor gave the prostitute the old Kennebunkport Surprise, effectively combining the two things he loved most in this world: pussy and clam chowder.
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The state of being that Mark Wilsons® hair is in first thing every morning.
Wow dog, your head looks like a vagina melt™ today!!!!
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Asking a question in the form of a haiku.
A haikwestion to a professor:
"Ice, Rain, Sleet, and more.
Attendance questionable.
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