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a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch ..
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When a sentence is utterly confusing because of the order of the words in the sentence.
That email you sent me last night was so conjum..
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Shit that is just so crazy and/or awesome that instead of just calling it shit, you have to call it motherfucking shit out of necessity...